| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Choose Your Character | 19-3 (.864) | +98 | |
| 2nd | Air Cargo! | 20-4 (.833) | +104 | |
| 3rd | All Doges go to Heaven | 18-4 (.818) | +93 | |
| 4th | Hootie Hoo | 22-5 (.815) | +68 | |
| 5th | Check Meowt | 16-6 (.727) | +60 | |
| 6th | Eastside | 16-8 (.667) | +47 | |
| 7th | Heavy Breathing | 15-9 (.625) | +48 | |
| 8th | #selfie | 13-8 (.619) | +60 | |
| 9th | Stranger Danger | 12-9 (.571) | +17 | |
| 10th | Chump Factor | 11-9 (.550) | +7 | |
| 11th | Herschel | 13-11 (.542) | -12 | |
| 12th | Catnip | 12-11 (.522) | +17 | |
| 13th | Heisenbros | 13-13 (.500) | -12 | |
| 14th | Lucky | 12-12 (.500) | +1 | |
| 15th | Team 23 | 12-13 (.480) | -27 | |
| 16th | Baby Makin' Music | 9-13 (.409) | -4 | |
| 17th | Die Nasty | 8-13 (.381) | -34 | |
| 18th | YAHTZEE | 8-14 (.364) | -28 | |
| 19th | 420 | 7-14 (.333) | -39 | |
| 20th | Double Helix | 6-16 (.273) | -47 | |
| 21st | Good Times | 4-17 (.190) | -85 | |
| 22nd | Pewter City Gym | 4-19-1 (.167) | -100 | |
| 23rd | Whiskey Discs | 1-20 (.048) | -115 | |
| 24th | Serious Trouble | 1-21-1 (.043) | -117 |