| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Corndog | 24-4-7 (.686) | +101 | |
| 2nd | Pu'olo | 23-5-7 (.657) | +86 | |
| 3rd | Lucky | 22-5-8 (.629) | +84 | |
| 4th | Curmudgeon | 21-9-6 (.583) | +52 | |
| 5th | Road Hump | 20-8-8 (.556) | +54 | |
| 6th | Big Bhang | 20-9-7 (.556) | +44 | |
| 7th | Flying Circus | 18-10-8 (.500) | +79 | |
| 8th | Golden Delicious | 18-9-9 (.500) | +44 | |
| 9th | Because | 17-10-9 (.472) | +12 | |
| 10th | Good Times | 17-13-6 (.472) | +22 | |
| 11th | Bonk | 17-11-8 (.472) | +23 | |
| 12th | The Boys of Summer | 17-12-7 (.472) | +19 | |
| 13th | Chopped Liver | 15-8-9 (.469) | +29 | |
| 14th | Toast | 16-14-5 (.457) | +39 | |
| 15th | Monkey Brains | 16-14-6 (.444) | +42 | |
| 16th | Summer Squash | 16-12-8 (.444) | +16 | |
| 17th | Wolfpack | 16-14-6 (.444) | +41 | |
| 18th | Quake | 15-11-10 (.417) | -6 | |
| 19th | FD 420 | 14-14-6 (.412) | -7 | |
| 20th | Dang, Boy, Shoo... | 13-13-9 (.371) | -6 | |
| 21st | Buffalo Chips | 12-14-8 (.353) | -6 | |
| 22nd | Big Nerd Ranch | 11-17-6 (.324) | -19 | |
| 23rd | Full of Beans | 11-17-8 (.306) | -27 | |
| 24th | When Pigs Fly | 11-19-6 (.306) | -33 | |
| 25th | Coyote Medicine | 11-18-7 (.306) | -17 | |
| 26th | Herschel for Heisman | 10-17-6 (.303) | -51 | |
| 27th | Denial | 10-19-6 (.286) | -24 | |
| 28th | Aspire Visa Ultimate | 9-20-5 (.265) | -44 | |
| 29th | The Untouchables | 9-21-5 (.257) | -91 | |
| 30th | DiscoTech | 7-20-8 (.200) | -69 | |
| 31st | Krusty | 7-19-10 (.194) | -35 | |
| 32nd | Lounge Lizards | 6-20-9 (.171) | -58 | |
| 33rd | PhiPharm | 4-20-9 (.121) | -73 | |
| 34th | Instant Karma | 0-27-6 (.000) | -221 |