| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Aye...Carrubba! | 9-2 (.818) | +45 | |
| 2nd | Swan Song | 11-3 (.786) | +31 | |
| 3rd | These go to ELEVEN | 8-4 (.667) | +44 | |
| 4th | Thundercats Ho | 8-4-2 (.571) | +23 | |
| 5th | No Captain, My Captain | 7-5-2 (.500) | +2 | |
| 6th | Cinco | 6-8 (.429) | -36 | |
| 7th | Wet Noodle | 5-7 (.417) | -19 | |
| 8th | Hale Brown | 5-8 (.385) | +4 | |
| 9th | Romey Connell | 3-6 (.333) | -7 | |
| 10th | Irene Wong | 4-6-2 (.333) | -25 | |
| 11th | Salmagundi | 3-7-2 (.250) | -29 | |
| 12th | Gill Austin | 1-10 (.091) | -33 |