| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Sage Dragons | 36-2-2 (.900) | +214 | |
| 2nd | Doggles | 33-4-3 (.825) | +195 | |
| 3rd | Terms of Enrampagement | 33-7 (.825) | +176 | |
| 4th | Unopposed Haiku | 31-9 (.775) | +138 | |
| 5th | Jaggernauts | 31-8-1 (.775) | +125 | |
| 6th | Frisbee Club | 30-10 (.750) | +119 | |
| 7th | Thundercats | 30-10 (.750) | +119 | |
| 8th | Stranger Danger | 28-12 (.700) | +65 | |
| 9th | MotherLovers | 28-10-2 (.700) | +124 | |
| 10th | Sky Cake | 26-14 (.650) | +51 | |
| 11th | Cat Smashers | 26-14 (.650) | +76 | |
| 12th | EAOC | 26-14 (.650) | +54 | |
| 13th | Chang Lightning | 24-14-1 (.615) | +54 | |
| 14th | Threat Level Midnight | 23-17 (.575) | +24 | |
| 15th | Schmittereens | 22-17 (.564) | +32 | |
| 16th | Hersch | 20-20 (.500) | -5 | |
| 17th | 420 | 17-21-1 (.436) | -49 | |
| 18th | Lucky | 17-22-1 (.425) | -50 | |
| 19th | Napoleonic Boner Party | 16-24 (.400) | -48 | |
| 20th | Morgan Freeman's Voice | 15-24-1 (.375) | -32 | |
| 21st | Who the Huck? | 14-24-1 (.359) | -115 | |
| 22nd | Dude Bros | 13-27 (.325) | -58 | |
| 23rd | In | 13-27 (.325) | -76 | |
| 24th | That Ain't Right | 12-26-2 (.300) | -57 | |
| 25th | Goodtimes A | 9-29 (.237) | -96 | |
| 26th | BushDivers | 9-30 (.231) | -111 | |
| 27th | ClusterHuck | 9-31 (.225) | -124 | |
| 28th | Those Guys | 9-30-1 (.225) | -129 | |
| 29th | Menace2Sobriety | 8-29 (.216) | -96 | |
| 30th | Serious Trouble | 8-32 (.200) | -164 | |
| 31st | GoodTimes B | 7-33 (.175) | -129 | |
| 32nd | Vitamin U | 4-36 (.100) | -227 |