| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Big Bhang | 31-3-2 (.861) | +126 | |
| 2nd | Geschwindigkeitbegrenzungen | 29-4-3 (.806) | +94 | |
| 3rd | Candy Package | 26-9-1 (.722) | +73 | |
| 4th | Speedo! | 25-8-3 (.694) | +48 | |
| 5th | Breathless | 25-8-3 (.694) | +102 | |
| 6th | Golden Delicious | 24-8-4 (.667) | +117 | |
| 7th | Phoenix | 23-7-6 (.639) | +81 | |
| 8th | Cheatahs | 22-8-5 (.629) | +62 | |
| 9th | Sparkle Motion | 21-13 (.618) | -9 | |
| 10th | 420 | 22-12-2 (.611) | +45 | |
| 11th | Toast | 21-12-3 (.583) | +72 | |
| 12th | This Machine Kills Fascists | 20-14-1 (.571) | +23 | |
| 13th | Evil Capitalist Swine | 20-10-6 (.556) | +65 | |
| 14th | St. Petersburg Spirit Crabs | 18-16-1 (.514) | -14 | |
| 15th | Dirt Nap Shindig | 17-17 (.500) | +5 | |
| 16th | Herschel for Heisman | 16-16-1 (.485) | -23 | |
| 17th | Pu'olo | 16-14-5 (.457) | -13 | |
| 18th | Lucky | 16-17-2 (.457) | +20 | |
| 19th | Big Nerd Ranch | 16-17-2 (.457) | +8 | |
| 20th | Squash | 14-16-6 (.389) | -3 | |
| 21st | East Atlanta Optimist Club | 14-19-3 (.389) | -7 | |
| 22nd | Good Times | 13-18-3 (.382) | -10 | |
| 23rd | Disconaked | 10-17 (.370) | -32 | |
| 24th | Shafted | 11-18-1 (.367) | -38 | |
| 25th | Willie B | 12-20-2 (.353) | -34 | |
| 26th | Summer of Sam | 10-20-1 (.323) | -40 | |
| 27th | Buhkrunkadunk | 10-20-2 (.312) | -36 | |
| 28th | somethin bout yo mama | 10-21-2 (.303) | -55 | |
| 29th | Fur Pig | 10-22-2 (.294) | -84 | |
| 30th | Bad Choice | 10-23-2 (.286) | -50 | |
| 31st | The Tyranny of Ducks | 7-22-2 (.226) | -67 | |
| 32nd | Discotech | 7-21-3 (.226) | -62 | |
| 33rd | Cannon Fodder | 8-24-4 (.222) | -66 | |
| 34th | American Gladiators | 7-25 (.219) | -76 | |
| 35th | Soarin' Kierkegaards | 7-25-3 (.200) | -104 | |
| 36th | HammerTime | 4-28-2 (.118) | -118 |