| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Warriors | 6-0-2 (.750) | +17 | |
| 2nd | Teddy Schaffer | 4-1-2 (.571) | +6 | |
| 3rd | Frothy Purge | 4-1-2 (.571) | +5 | |
| 4th | Marc Seto | 3-2-2 (.429) | +3 | |
| 5th | Space Monkey | 2-3-2 (.286) | -5 | |
| 6th | Flying Frogs | 2-3-2 (.286) | -6 | |
| 7th | Grimey Laces | 2-3-3 (.250) | -5 | |
| 8th | Tim Hedeen | 1-1-3 (.200) | +2 | |
| 9th | Tea Bag | 1-3-1 (.200) | -3 | |
| 10th | Petite Amazonians | 1-4 (.200) | -4 | |
| 11th | Burning Kittens | 1-3-2 (.167) | -2 | |
| 12th | Tube Socks | 1-4-1 (.167) | -8 |