| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | 1984 Limited Edition E.T. Cereal | 11-3 (.786) | +21 | |
| 2nd | Cereal Killers | 9-4 (.692) | +26 | |
| 3rd | Stack, Crackle & Pop! | 8-6 (.571) | +24 | |
| 4th | Gratuitous Party | 6-6-1 (.462) | -6 | |
| 5th | Honey McNugget Cheerios | 5-7 (.417) | -8 | |
| 6th | Honey Bunches of GOATs 🐐 | 5-7-1 (.385) | -6 | |
| 7th | Hucky Charms | 4-8 (.333) | -14 | |
| 8th | Flix are for Kids! | 3-10 (.231) | -37 |