| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Tossed salad and scrambled eggs | 10-3 (.769) | +33 | |
| 2nd | Big Gulps | 9-4 (.692) | +24 | |
| 3rd | Bamboozle | 9-4 (.692) | +25 | |
| 4th | We r the Bad Mama Jammas! | 8-6 (.571) | +8 | |
| 5th | Kaboom | 7-6 (.538) | +13 | |
| 6th | Drinks Well | 6-7 (.462) | +9 | |
| 7th | Adorable Death Machines | 6-7 (.462) | -7 | |
| 8th | Dudebros? | 6-7 (.462) | -1 | |
| 9th | Clarky Clark and the Junky Bunch | 6-8 (.429) | -24 | |
| 10th | Green Beats and Hammered | 5-8 (.385) | -6 | |
| 11th | Lauren and Zaki | 4-8 (.333) | -31 | |
| 12th | Gratuitous Party | 2-10 (.167) | -43 |