| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Awkward Scores | 15-1 (.938) | +88 | |
| 2nd | Never Drinks With Others | 13-3 (.812) | +64 | |
| 3rd | Drunken Rivalry | 12-4 (.750) | +56 | |
| 4th | Rip Ship Falcons | 8-8 (.500) | -25 | |
| 5th | Finkle Is Einhorn | 5-11 (.312) | -41 | |
| 6th | Hootie Hoo | 5-11 (.312) | -31 | |
| 7th | Extenze | 4-12 (.250) | -44 | |
| 8th | BoboBlochers | 2-14 (.125) | -67 | |
| 9th | Not Available | |||