| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Strictly Unorthodox | 5-1-2 (.625) | +10 | |
| 2nd | Social Assassins | 4-2-2 (.500) | +4 | |
| 3rd | WILSON! | 4-2-2 (.500) | +4 | |
| 4th | Whaleshark | 3-2-2 (.429) | +2 | |
| 5th | Nix & Brigette | 3-3-2 (.375) | +1 | |
| 6th | Grand Theft Bananas | 2-4-2 (.250) | -2 | |
| 7th | Bag of Hammers | 1-4-2 (.143) | -8 | |
| 8th | Famous Whores | 1-5-2 (.125) | -11 |