| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | No Talent Ass Clowns | 26-8-2 (.722) | +92 | |
| 2nd | Lucky | 27-7-4 (.711) | +88 | |
| 3rd | Puolo | 27-10-1 (.711) | +109 | |
| 4th | Xanadu | 26-8-3 (.703) | +103 | |
| 5th | Sellouts | 26-9-3 (.684) | +72 | |
| 6th | Peeps of Summer | 25-10-3 (.658) | +76 | |
| 7th | Don't Hassel the Hoff! | 21-10-3 (.618) | +67 | |
| 8th | The Ollie Honderd Experience | 22-11-3 (.611) | +53 | |
| 9th | Candy Package | 22-12-3 (.595) | +43 | |
| 10th | 420 | 21-11-4 (.583) | +52 | |
| 11th | Offspring | 21-11-4 (.583) | +30 | |
| 12th | That's My Nut! | 22-12-4 (.579) | +46 | |
| 13th | Phat Camp | 22-13-3 (.579) | +53 | |
| 14th | Bubb Rubb | 19-11-4 (.559) | +26 | |
| 15th | This Machine Kills Fascists | 21-14-3 (.553) | +33 | |
| 16th | Golden Delicious | 17-13-4 (.500) | +41 | |
| 17th | Big Bhang | 18-13-5 (.500) | +7 | |
| 18th | E.A.O.C. | 19-16-3 (.500) | +50 | |
| 19th | Good Times | 18-16-2 (.500) | -3 | |
| 20th | Toast | 16-15-4 (.457) | -3 | |
| 21st | Herschel for Heisman | 15-18-3 (.417) | -20 | |
| 22nd | Black Market Lung | 11-14-4 (.379) | -7 | |
| 23rd | Orang–O–Tang | 13-21-2 (.361) | -51 | |
| 24th | OEOHF Purple People Eaters | 12-21-4 (.324) | -53 | |
| 25th | Heavy Petting Zoo | 12-20-5 (.324) | -59 | |
| 26th | 3 is the new 2 | 11-21-3 (.314) | -68 | |
| 27th | Hand Jive | 9-19-2 (.300) | -73 | |
| 28th | Cannon Fodder | 11-22-4 (.297) | -33 | |
| 29th | TV Hair | 9-22-4 (.257) | -62 | |
| 30th | Apes of Math | 9-25-2 (.250) | -79 | |
| 31st | Five Second Rule | 8-24-2 (.235) | -65 | |
| 32nd | Vegas Low Lifes | 8-26-3 (.216) | -74 | |
| 33rd | Ghost Ride | 6-20-4 (.200) | -71 | |
| 34th | Core Dodgers | 7-29-2 (.184) | -95 | |
| 35th | All Draught | 5-27-3 (.143) | -106 | |
| 36th | Discotech | 4-27-4 (.114) | -119 |