| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Wintery Mix | 11-1-2 (.786) | +84 | |
| 2nd | Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! | 8-5-2 (.533) | +9 | |
| 3rd | Winter Belly | 7-3-4 (.500) | -9 | |
| 4th | Whirled Peas | 5-7-2 (.357) | -8 | |
| 5th | Water-logged Bacon Bears | 5-6-4 (.333) | -16 | |
| 6th | Chickcicles | 4-7-4 (.267) | -14 | |
| 7th | Frizzle | 3-9-2 (.214) | -16 | |
| 8th | Hot Shots | 3-8-4 (.200) | -30 |