| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Collard Greens | 6-0-2 (.750) | +16 | |
| 2nd | Sexual Chocolate | 5-1-1 (.714) | +7 | |
| 3rd | Andy Grimes | 4-2-1 (.571) | 0 | |
| 4th | Chris Goodson | 2-1-1 (.500) | +5 | |
| 5th | Draft | 3-2-1 (.500) | +2 | |
| 6th | Arch Nemesis | 4-3-1 (.500) | +4 | |
| 7th | Peak | 3-4-1 (.375) | -3 | |
| 8th | Theo Beck | 3-3-3 (.333) | +2 | |
| 9th | Bigguns | 1-4-1 (.167) | -7 | |
| 10th | Anna George | 1-4-2 (.143) | -7 | |
| 11th | TurnStyle | 1-5-1 (.143) | -9 | |
| 12th | Dain Bramage | 1-5-3 (.111) | -10 |