| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Baddies | 9-1 (.900) | +22 | |
| 2nd | Zheng Dynasty | 8-2 (.800) | +21 | |
| 3rd | Spring Breakers | 6-3 (.667) | +20 | |
| 4th | Pink Pony Club | 5-5 (.500) | +11 | |
| 5th | Gratuitous Party | 4-6 (.400) | -15 | |
| 6th | Goblin Mode | 3-6 (.333) | -8 | |
| 7th | Bowser's Babes | 3-7 (.300) | -24 | |
| 8th | It's Morphin Time! | 1-9 (.100) | -27 |