| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Shooter McGavin | 10-4 (.714) | +29 | |
| 2nd | The Team Who Must Not Be Named | 10-4 (.714) | +45 | |
| 3rd | Def Leppard Sucks! | 8-6 (.571) | +3 | |
| 4th | Doctor Octopus | 7-7 (.500) | -13 | |
| 5th | Hans Scuber | 6-8 (.429) | +11 | |
| 6th | Jabba the Huck | 6-8 (.429) | -23 | |
| 7th | Drinks Well | 5-9 (.357) | -18 | |
| 8th | The Wet Bandits | 4-10 (.286) | -34 |