| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Communist Bananifesto | 6-0 (1.000) | +21 | |
| 2nd | Big Gulps | 4-0 (1.000) | +14 | |
| 3rd | ____ Like a Girl | 3-1 (.750) | +7 | |
| 4th | Preferred Nomenclature | 4-3 (.571) | +5 | |
| 5th | Super Team Man of Ultimate Strengths | 2-3 (.400) | +2 | |
| 6th | HernkyTernk.........BaDernkaDernk | 2-3 (.400) | -3 | |
| 7th | Whiskey Discs | 2-4 (.333) | -10 | |
| 8th | Drinks Well | 2-4 (.333) | -14 | |
| 9th | Danger Zone | 2-5 (.286) | -4 | |
| 10th | Gratuitous Party | 1-5 (.167) | -18 |