| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Falcon Punch | 11-1 (.917) | +42 | |
| 2nd | Communist Bananifesto | 9-2 (.818) | +39 | |
| 3rd | Powered by Go Juice | 8-3 (.727) | +39 | |
| 4th | Big Gulps | 6-4 (.600) | +10 | |
| 5th | Not a Cop | 6-4 (.600) | +15 | |
| 6th | Gratuitous Party V | 4-6 (.400) | -12 | |
| 7th | Preferred Nomenclature | 4-6 (.400) | -7 | |
| 8th | Kate | 4-6 (.400) | -15 | |
| 9th | Drinks Well | 3-7 (.300) | -19 | |
| 10th | Young and the Restless | 3-7 (.300) | -19 | |
| 11th | Steeleyerwallet | 3-7 (.300) | -25 | |
| 12th | No Country for Old Men | 1-9 (.100) | -48 |