| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Booty Time | 28-3-1 (.875) | +139 | |
| 2nd | Yeah Buddy | 26-4-3 (.788) | +111 | |
| 3rd | Motherlovers | 25-5-2 (.781) | +82 | |
| 4th | Cat Smashers | 25-6-2 (.758) | +114 | |
| 5th | Samboni Supplies | 25-6-2 (.758) | +121 | |
| 6th | EAOC | 27-4-6 (.730) | +117 | |
| 7th | Kennesaw | 22-8-1 (.710) | +60 | |
| 8th | Birthday Party | 20-13-1 (.588) | +19 | |
| 9th | Long Hot Thumber | 21-10-5 (.583) | +33 | |
| 10th | Shark Attack | 22-8-8 (.579) | +91 | |
| 11th | Oo-da-lalley | 20-14-2 (.556) | +41 | |
| 12th | Brontosauras | 15-12-2 (.517) | +14 | |
| 13th | Koch Block | 18-16-2 (.500) | +43 | |
| 14th | Pretty Bird | 16-17 (.485) | +11 | |
| 15th | NeverLand Ranch | 18-14-6 (.474) | -22 | |
| 16th | 17 Again | 14-17 (.452) | +5 | |
| 17th | Incredible Hucks | 13-16-2 (.419) | -21 | |
| 18th | Good Times | 15-23 (.395) | -61 | |
| 19th | Herschel | 11-15-2 (.393) | -18 | |
| 20th | Sayad | 13-20-5 (.342) | -15 | |
| 21st | Party Rock | 12-20-5 (.324) | -25 | |
| 22nd | Stranger Danger | 11-20-4 (.314) | -42 | |
| 23rd | Lucky | 10-19-5 (.294) | -43 | |
| 24th | 420 | 10-23-5 (.263) | -57 | |
| 25th | Grim Creepers | 7-20 (.259) | -47 | |
| 26th | Serious Trouble | 8-25-4 (.216) | -81 | |
| 27th | DudesBros | 7-26-1 (.206) | -58 | |
| 28th | Multiple Scorgasms | 5-24-2 (.161) | -104 | |
| 29th | Blondie | 3-30-1 (.088) | -206 | |
| 30th | Team 31 | 1-30-1 (.031) | -201 |