| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Whiskey Slap | 14-2 (.875) | +59 | |
| 2nd | Big Gulps | 12-4 (.750) | +50 | |
| 3rd | A Little Risky | 11-5 (.688) | +14 | |
| 4th | N.E.E.C.P. | 10-6 (.625) | +32 | |
| 5th | Hollination | 9-7 (.562) | +3 | |
| 6th | Drama Club | 7-9 (.438) | -21 | |
| 7th | Brandon | 7-9 (.438) | -21 | |
| 8th | Bonsai | 6-10 (.375) | -4 | |
| 9th | Communist Bananafesto | 6-10 (.375) | -28 | |
| 10th | chadbrochill17 | 5-11 (.312) | -18 | |
| 11th | Gratutious Party | 5-11 (.312) | -38 | |
| 12th | Wild Things | 4-12 (.250) | -28 |