| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Green Eggs and Hammers | 14-2 (.875) | +91 | |
| 2nd | Notorious BID | 13-3 (.812) | +70 | |
| 3rd | Tickle Me Emo | 8-8 (.500) | -4 | |
| 4th | In Out | 7-9 (.438) | -21 | |
| 5th | Drinks Well With Others | 7-9 (.438) | -3 | |
| 6th | 50/50 | 7-9 (.438) | -15 | |
| 7th | Team Happy Phace | 6-10 (.375) | -41 | |
| 8th | Holly Symolon / Luke Milner | 2-14 (.125) | -77 |