| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | *SIGH*, Add Steam! | 11-2 (.846) | +54 | |
| 2nd | Nose Flutes | 10-5 (.667) | +25 | |
| 3rd | Pony Tailed Lamers | 6-8 (.429) | +1 | |
| 4th | Sal Neary | 4-6 (.400) | +6 | |
| 5th | Snakes on a Plane | 4-7 (.364) | -18 | |
| 6th | Yungunz | 3-10 (.231) | -68 |