| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Friends of Ralph Macchio | 14-1 (.933) | +99 | |
| 2nd | Screamin' Rachels | 12-4 (.750) | +58 | |
| 3rd | Lost Cause | 9-6 (.600) | +15 | |
| 4th | Big Gimpin' | 7-7 (.500) | -1 | |
| 5th | Oprah's Arm Waddle | 5-7 (.417) | -22 | |
| 6th | Strange Brew | 6-9 (.400) | -14 | |
| 7th | Bob Loblaw | 5-7-1 (.385) | -19 | |
| 8th | Kudzoo Vodoo | 5-8 (.385) | -17 | |
| 9th | Dump | 5-9-1 (.333) | -21 | |
| 10th | W.A.Y.U.H. | 1-11 (.083) | -78 |