| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Haystack | 5-0-1 (.833) | +12 | |
| 2nd | Clemmin Like a Villan | 6-1-1 (.750) | +11 | |
| 3rd | Arc de Triomphe | 5-1-2 (.625) | +6 | |
| 4th | Lazy American Cartoon Worker Assn. | 5-2-1 (.625) | +10 | |
| 5th | Chocolate Babies | 4-2-2 (.500) | +5 | |
| 6th | Blue Steel | 2-2-2 (.333) | -1 | |
| 7th | Ewald's Army | 2-4-1 (.286) | -4 | |
| 8th | Shannon Wrege | 2-4-1 (.286) | -4 | |
| 9th | Goatly Times | 1-4-1 (.167) | -7 | |
| 10th | Not Boyd | 1-4-2 (.143) | -5 | |
| 11th | Primelock | 0-3-1 (.000) | -7 | |
| 12th | Aztec Fusion | 0-6-1 (.000) | -16 |