| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Golden Delicious | 14-2 (.875) | +46 | |
| 2nd | Generally Deep | 10-4 (.714) | +22 | |
| 3rd | John Koncak | 10-5 (.667) | +31 | |
| 4th | Value Proposition | 9-6 (.600) | +2 | |
| 5th | The Return of Ralph Macchio | 7-8 (.467) | -2 | |
| 6th | "Mason Miller's, What?" | 7-9 (.438) | -7 | |
| 7th | Cowbell | 6-8 (.429) | -6 | |
| 8th | Milhouse | 6-9 (.400) | +2 | |
| 9th | Zephyr | 3-11 (.214) | -43 | |
| 10th | Kudzu Voodoo | 3-13 (.188) | -45 |