| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Golden Delicious | 8-2-2 (.667) | +46 | |
| 2nd | Tortoise | 6-4 (.600) | +3 | |
| 3rd | Full Tilt | 7-5 (.583) | +4 | |
| 4th | Johnny Walker | 6-1-4 (.545) | +33 | |
| 5th | MAUvelous | 6-2-4 (.500) | +26 | |
| 6th | Denial | 6-2-4 (.500) | +25 | |
| 7th | Krusty | 6-4-2 (.500) | +25 | |
| 8th | Wolfpack | 6-4-2 (.500) | -4 | |
| 9th | Flying Rushin Kosmonauts | 5-4-2 (.455) | +2 | |
| 10th | Fantastic 4 | 4-5 (.444) | -1 | |
| 11th | Beating Stick | 5-3-4 (.417) | +13 | |
| 12th | Amish Paradise | 4-4-2 (.400) | -3 | |
| 13th | Stanley's Steamers | 4-6-2 (.333) | -5 | |
| 14th | Mop 'n' Glo | 4-6-2 (.333) | -20 | |
| 15th | Nacho Jesus | 3-7 (.300) | +3 | |
| 16th | Discotech | 2-7-2 (.182) | -20 | |
| 17th | Are We There Yet | 1-9-2 (.083) | -55 | |
| 18th | Dead in the Water | 1-9-2 (.083) | -72 |