| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Steve Holt All-Stars | 12-0-2 (.857) | +60 | |
| 2nd | Kate/Maggie | 9-3-2 (.643) | +25 | |
| 3rd | Hollination | 8-4-2 (.571) | +18 | |
| 4th | McCarbombs | 8-4-2 (.571) | -3 | |
| 5th | Drinks Well With Others | 7-5-2 (.500) | +31 | |
| 6th | Jive Turkey | 6-6-2 (.429) | +7 | |
| 7th | No Jodas | 6-6-2 (.429) | -1 | |
| 8th | Awesomesauce | 6-6-2 (.429) | -3 | |
| 9th | Doubletap | 5-7-2 (.357) | -18 | |
| 10th | Team Coco | 4-8-2 (.286) | -23 | |
| 11th | Communist Bananafesto | 1-11-2 (.071) | -21 | |
| 12th | Gratuitous Party | 0-12-2 (.000) | -72 |