| Rank | Team | Captains | Record | Pt. Diff. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Drinks Well With Others | 7-1-7 (.467) | +25 | |
| 2nd | Hollination | 7-1-8 (.438) | +49 | |
| 3rd | Hairy Back and Catch the Disc! | 4-4-8 (.250) | -6 | |
| 4th | Penguin Slushies | 4-4-8 (.250) | +10 | |
| 5th | Holiday in Cambodia | 4-4-8 (.250) | -5 | |
| 6th | Golden Delicious | 3-5-8 (.188) | -6 | |
| 7th | Swan Song | 2-6-7 (.133) | -19 | |
| 8th | Cowbell | 1-7-6 (.071) | -48 |